Alcohol: Getting Ugly People Layed For Over 3000 Years

Drinking till 2Am was the norm for me back in the early 80's, I loved my drink but more importantly I loved the ladies.
I would hit on the young sexy gals during my early excursions out but would get to drunk and start spraying them with spit every time I would speak at them, in general they would eventually leave my side at the bar and go some where else.
I remember one time this happened, around 1:30ish , there was this Red Head Chic winking at me on the other side of the bar, I winked back at her , grab my drink and staggered on over to her, missed the bar stool cracked my head on the concrete floor and when I came to I was in a cab with her,2 six packs in tow and en route to her place.
Yahoo,I'm getting lucky tonight!
We drank, Danced and drank some more.
We made wild passionate love until 4Am then fell asleep.
I awoke about 10:30 am still a little drunk ,jumped in the shower , got dressed and was almost out the door when I turned around to say goodbye to the red headed goddess that showed me a good time.
When I turned around I was horrified by the looks of this chic, this chic was ugly with a CAPITAL U!
Well I did not want to hurt her feelings by running out the door so I reached down to pet her Reddish Pomeranian, that's when I realized it was the hair on her legs!

And Remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Can You Feel The Love?

Yesterday whilst cooking fried chicken , I got grease stains on my favorite shirt and I needed to get the stains out.
I wanted to ask Debbie how to get the stains out, The conversation went like this.

" Debbie, Can I ask you a stupid Question?"
Her Freakin' Reply was " Better than anyone I know!"
Can you feel the freakin' love Here?

And remember.....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

It's My B-Day & I'll Be Morbid If I Want To

When born you don't remember your Birth And you sure as hell ain't going to remember your death, that's a given.
As I sat here today reflecting back on 47 years, there was no cake nor a party, nope I'm wrong , one for my 33rd B-Day that was a good day for awhile anyway.
I'm not one for making it a big deal out of my B-Day but I did celebrate in a morbid but interestingly fun way today.
I was looking at grave stones today and have a few that I got to decide on and I sat for awhile deciding what type of songs to be played at the funeral service.

Here are a few that I picked, let me know what you think?

Wish You Where Here By Pink Floyd

Always With You, Always With Me By Joe Satriani (All Guitar)

Time Of Your Life By Green Day

And Last but not least

I Did It My Way By Sinatra

That'll Kill a Half an hour at least during the service!

Now to decide on what not to wear, you know what they say your first impression is a lasting one!

And as always, thanks for listening!

The Sand Man Is A Thief

Cancun Beach Closed Due to 'Stolen Sand'
Hundreds of feet of a Cancun beach is closed after Mexico police accused hotel owners of stealing the sand.
Police, backed by gun-toting Navy personnel, used crime-scene tape to keep surprised tourists off the coastline in front of the Gran Caribe Real Hotel, according to the Associated Press. Five people were detained for allegedly pumping sand from the sea floor and onto the beach in front of the hotel, the story said, and police are also investigating the hotel's use of breakwaters to keep sand from naturally flowing onto other hotel beaches.
"Today we made the decision to close this stretch of ill-gotten, illegally accumulated sand," Patricio Patron, Mexico's attorney general for environmental protection, told AP. "This hotel was telling its tourists: 'Come here, I have sand ... the other hotels don't, because I stole it.'"

I guess freakin' Cancun sand is like gold in Mexico, I'll bet I'll see this on the stock exchange!


And as always, thanks for listening!

Lifes Wisdoms

All the world is a stage and most of us are unrehearsed.

And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Saturday #3's

On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes what's going on or how you feel.
My 3 words are....
Found Money Jar

And as always, thanks for listening!

For All The Things That You Do This Bud's For You