When sitting in the E.R. trying to breathe, one cough and I shat myself,Diarrhea is a bitch when you have no control, so much for being Anal retentive!
3:30 Friday 22 May I sat on the edge of the bed to breathe, gasping for air, coughed and oozed in my shorts again, I don't know what's worst ,gasping for air or squeezing your cheeks so damn hard that your legs go numb so you don't shit yourself?
3:35 am asked for Imodium and was refused ,they need a scat test to see if I had c- diff (bad bacteria that causes lethal diarrhea that causes death); so pony up sonny to the bed pan for a stool sample.
Wtf? A stool sample , how in the hell do you give a freakin' stool sample when you have the drizzling shits , what in the hell are they asking me to preform here miracles, hey sweat cheeks that's why I need the Imodium so that I can give you a stool sample!
Now imagine this for a moment, a specialist gets paid pretty dear to play in my fecal matter, called a scatologist,his soul purpose in life is the study of shit, how high upon the medical food chain is he? Must have very low self-esteem to be a poop doctor ya think?
Friday about mid morning I finally had enough strength to get to the shitter and empty out, kept asking for the Imodium , they kept up with the " we need a stool sample!"
Monday morning I finally gave them a stool sample that they could study for hours, Tuesday morning the doctor came in with the Imodium, geeze doctor now how about a stool softener?
And remember......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
What Happened
When I quit drinking cold turkey it was messing with me so I went and got calming pills and detox pills to help ease the dts.
I decided to detox my body and bought detox teas and pills ate nothing but fruits and veggies drank lots of water and juices , ended up with the drizzlig shits for a month, lost 30 pounds ,got weak and dehydrated.
Ended up with a very bad chest cold so I did alot of cold tabs which dehydrated my lungs out which caused infectious plugs that I could not cough up.
Went out and bought Mucinex 1200 mg to loosen the plugs which caused to much fluid in my lungs,with plugged up lungs and fluid that I could not cough up I started to drown in fluids.
I started to double dose on my inhalation meds to help breathe , it forced my lungs wide open and I could not dialate the lungs, my breathing was laboring and I was very tired , I turned up the oxygen to 5 liters to force air in my lungs which you never do with copd, I over saturated my lungs with oxygen and they stopped working, I was forcing my diaphram to push air in and out got tired and called the ambulance, got to the E.R. only a few minutes before dying!
Almost put on the vent!
I am ok now, but did lose 30 pounds and look good again in speedos.
Thanks for all your well wishes friends it means alot to me!
And as always, thanks for listening!
I decided to detox my body and bought detox teas and pills ate nothing but fruits and veggies drank lots of water and juices , ended up with the drizzlig shits for a month, lost 30 pounds ,got weak and dehydrated.
Ended up with a very bad chest cold so I did alot of cold tabs which dehydrated my lungs out which caused infectious plugs that I could not cough up.
Went out and bought Mucinex 1200 mg to loosen the plugs which caused to much fluid in my lungs,with plugged up lungs and fluid that I could not cough up I started to drown in fluids.
I started to double dose on my inhalation meds to help breathe , it forced my lungs wide open and I could not dialate the lungs, my breathing was laboring and I was very tired , I turned up the oxygen to 5 liters to force air in my lungs which you never do with copd, I over saturated my lungs with oxygen and they stopped working, I was forcing my diaphram to push air in and out got tired and called the ambulance, got to the E.R. only a few minutes before dying!
Almost put on the vent!
I am ok now, but did lose 30 pounds and look good again in speedos.
Thanks for all your well wishes friends it means alot to me!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Psalms 90:10
Psalms 90:10
Mortal man shall live 3 score plus ten, some 4 score, who ever lives longer shall live in sorrow.
Johnny G. Wants his 90:10
Wednesday thru Thursday night I danced with the reaper again, almost my last tango.
Ended up in the hospital with life threatening respiratory distress, just minutes away from dying when taken to the hospital, almost put on the respirator.
Death is becoming more gentle with me as I am getting use to walking up to his door,no longer scared of it,just pray that the Doctors and nurses can pull me through once in the E.R. and they did.
Home now resting,it was a wild few days in the hospital and I'll write a little tomorrow on this subject.
Enjoy life , It is sweet!
And as always,thanks for listening!
Mortal man shall live 3 score plus ten, some 4 score, who ever lives longer shall live in sorrow.
Johnny G. Wants his 90:10
Wednesday thru Thursday night I danced with the reaper again, almost my last tango.
Ended up in the hospital with life threatening respiratory distress, just minutes away from dying when taken to the hospital, almost put on the respirator.
Death is becoming more gentle with me as I am getting use to walking up to his door,no longer scared of it,just pray that the Doctors and nurses can pull me through once in the E.R. and they did.
Home now resting,it was a wild few days in the hospital and I'll write a little tomorrow on this subject.
Enjoy life , It is sweet!
And as always,thanks for listening!
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
This Is So Wrong, Funny But Wrong!
And remember........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
The Present
Yesterday, Debbie had bought me a nice little pocket dictionary.
I just can't find any words to thank her!
And remember......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
I just can't find any words to thank her!
And remember......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Monday, May 18, 2009
The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
The Good .....
My Debbie took a layoff 2 weeks ago from that fall she had,her place of employment told her today that when ever she wants to come back she can ,no time limit.
The Bad....
The cold weather last night killed one of my New Guinea plants.
Looks like more frost tonight!
The Ugly ...
Rapper Willie D The Geto Boys Rapper was arrested for wire fraud for selling Iphones over the Internet and not delivering.
Way to go Willie, Willie won't go home For at least 2O years!
You can take the man out of the Ghetto but you can't take the Ghetto out of the man!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Sunday, May 17, 2009
The 09 Stimulus
With Obama's Stimulus check of $250 , I went out and purchased My Debbie a new vehical.
A 2009 Bissel Bagless Vac.
Now she can retire that old broom!
And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
A 2009 Bissel Bagless Vac.
Now she can retire that old broom!
And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
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