Saturday #3's

On your journal or mine write 3 words that descibes whats going on or how you feel.

My 3 words are...........

Its Rabbit Season!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Rectum? Damn Near Killed Him!

I'm Telling you people, Johnny G. is in a bad way right now!

Someone pulled an April fools joke on me a little late, a bad joke but a joke never the less.

After squeezing half of a tube of Preparation H up my ass and cleaning the applicator I realized that someone replaced the tube with Fixodent Denture Adhesive!

Let's just say I'm more anal retentive now then I ever was!

And remember.......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Wednesday's Rant

Well good people this really Grabs the short hairs of my Ass!
How in the hell can a store sell you water for $5.00 a case when it comes out of the faucet for pennies?
Now they freakin' tell me they have Flavored water now?



You Got to be shitting Me!
Flavored water for $1.29 for a 20 0z. Bottle.
Now tell me if I'm freakin' wrong here but isn't flavored water called KoolAid?
The last time I Heard Of flavored water it was called a soft drink!
People wake the hell up , the corperate world is giving you the freakin' shaft!
Hell people come to my house , I'll give you Flavored Water, It's called Jack Daniels on the Rocks!
Flavored Water My Ass!

And remember.........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

2 For Tuesday

Things That Amaze Me!

If you have sex with a prostitute and don't pay her,Is that considered rape or shoplifting?


Ouch!

Debbie fell letting Sassy out last night.
She tripped over a dog toy or the cat or both,caught her ribs on the dryer and cracked them good and also busted her knee.
Please, if you can ,pray for a speedy recovery.

And as always, thanks for listening!

The Party Is Over But The Band Played On

Debbie and I went to a Memorial Benefit for my friend's son Russell yesterday at Post 609 American Legion.
Gave our sincere condolences to all of the family members and was seated to a nice buffet , plenty of beer and jello shots.
Hey at 10 bucks ahead I'm in plus it was going to a good cause.
We've seen people that we haven't seen in a few years.
They had raffles and 50/50's with a lot of good stuff to take home.
Well Johnny G. got shit faced and headed to the kara-chokey machine and was stopped by Debbie, she told me to sit down , these poor people went through enough with out you tormenting them with song.
We were having fun until you remembered what you were there for, The Final Goodbye A Salute and a Prayer.
The Party Is Over But The Band Played On!

And as always, thanks for listening!

What's The Buzz

Bought Debbie one of those sexual devices , now I can't get that smile off of her face.
It has 3 settings , Low, Medium And The Big O!
Bought it at Wal-Mart for $19.95 Ladies , best damn money I spent!
It is called ConAir Foot Massager And Spa!

And remember........
Laissez les bon temps Rouler!
And as always,thanks for listening!

Saturday #3's

On your journal or mine write 3 words that desrcibes whats going on or how you feel.
My 3 words are ............
Bored Off Ass!

And as always, thanks for listening!