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The Drug of my choice is Thin Mints made by our local drug dealers Troop #229

Support your local Drug Dealer Now!

And remember.........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

And That's When She Slapped The Hell Out Of Me!

Debbie told me when I die she is going to bury me at the Door of Bed Bath And Beyond so she can see me every day.
I told her when she dies I'll bury her at my girlfriend Pam's house.
And that's when she slapped the hell out of me!

And remember.....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always,thanks for listening!

Saturday #3's

On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes whats going on or how you feel.
My 3 words are...........
Sassys Birthday Soon

And as always,thanks for listening!

Friday The 13th Ain't So Bad

So when Friday is combined with the 13th day of the month we have a double dose of pagan symbolism and female significance. Up until the Middle Ages when pagans continued to celebrate symbolic pagan days, Friday the 13th was thought to be especially lucky because it combined the goddess’s sacred day with her sacred number (drawn from the 13 months of the lunar year). As a result, Friday the 13th was a celebration and festival day for many Pagans.

So today Johnny G. is going to party like a Pagan!

And remember.....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

The Good , The Bad, The Ugly

The Good.....
My Daughter had a wonderful baby shower Sunday.

The Bad .......
Debbie and I have The Drizzling Shits since last Friday!

The Ugly....... Debbie had asked me if you can die from diarrhea ?
Yes you can, you can lose so much weight that you can fall through your own asshole and hang yourself!

And remember.......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Time?

Is something we measure as it goes by but hard to measure in it's future, It is damn hard to manage it or save it but very easy to spend, waste or kill it.
Some people have a hundred years of time others only 29 years of it and as far as myself , I wasted 46 . 7 years of it.
My friend's son had past yesterday at 29 , some say his time was up , his time on this planet was short or time waits for no man.
They say Time heals all wounds ?
How does that happen when we don't have time?
They say we have the past, present and future?
In time we always have the past, there is no present and in a split second the future is now the past and how far in the future can one go on borrowed time?
My friend, time
was short for you, you left a beautiful wife and 4 beautiful children.
May time be generous to those that you left behind!
Good bye Russel.
And as always , thanks for listening!

Saturday #3's

On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes what's going on or how you feel.
My 3 words are.........
Friends son died

And as always, thanks for listening!