Going Green

Can be used in your compost pile to add to your favorite beefeater tomatoe plants!

Recycling is fun and fruitful!

And remember........

Laissez les bon temps rouler!

And as always, thanks for listening!

And That's When She Slapped The Hell Out Of Me!

Last night I was watching Apocalypto and enjoying the movie when Debbie came in and asked what's on the T.V.,I told her dust and That's when she slapped the hell out of me!

And remember.......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always,thanks for listening!

Can You Feel The Love?

I like to keep well groomed for Debbie,I go to my barbers 3 times a month for haircuts and such.
Yesterday was the day and when I came home I showed Debbie and asked her how she like my haircut.
Her Reply" Nice,where did you get it done, At the pet store?"
Can you feel the freakin' love here?

And remember.........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

She's A Winner

I entered Debbie's Homemade Chicken Pot Pie in a contest and she won first place, she won $50,000 and The Chicken Pot Pie will be aired on Fear Factor!

And Remember........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Strive To Succeed

Johnny G. says why be the class clown when you can be the Emcee!

And remember.............
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Johnny G's Road Kill Cafe

Where eating is more fun, when it's done hit and run.
APPETIZERS: Chicken That Didn't Quite Cross the Road( Tastes Twice as Great When It's Slapped On Your Plate. )
Sunny Side Armadillo( An early sneak preview!)ENTREES, A TASTE OF THE WILD SIDE:(It's Gotta Be Tried While It's Still In It's Hide.)
Center Line Bovine ................ $6.95"Tastes real good, straight from the hood"
Chunk Of Skunk .................... $3.95"A real stinker of a meal!"
Road Toad Ala Mode ................ $5.65"Croaked for the last Time!"
Outta Luck Duck ................... $7.95"Served with Quackers of course.."
Beep Beep Sheep ................... $7.95"You'll be Back for more!"
Narrow Sparrow .................... $2.55"A light snack for those on the run!"
Rigor Mortis Tortise .............. $6.75"Breaking the shell was never so fun!"
Goose Still a bit Loose ........... $4.55
Cow Le Pow ........................ $6.59"For those who wonder, where's the Beef?"
Pig Fig ........................... $2.75"Special for Dieters."
Lamb Bam Wham ..................... $4.69"Hit on the Run."
Coarse Horse ...................... $5.70"Rough but Ready!"
Crow in a Bowl .................... $3.60"Tones your Bones!"
Pheasant under Car ................ $4.60"Oiled to perfection!"
Ram n' Ham ........................ $5.80"A Merge to Splurge!"
Side Swipe Pork ................... $6.20"Sides to catter to all appetites!"
LATE NIGHT DELIGHTS: Served fresh each night after dark.
Rack Of Racoon .................... $3.95
Smear Of Deer ..................... $4.95"Served French Fried Right After Dark"
Awesome Possum .................... $1.95
Later Gator ....................... $4.80"Midnight Snack Attack"
Rhine - o - Wine .................. $9.60"Bubbly of a different sort."
DESSERT ENTREE's: These take the cake.- Chocolate Moose ........................... $ 3.90"
A special Variation of a French Dessert"- Jello Worm ................................ $ 2.50"Watch em' Jiggle and Wiggle."
- Bat-e-Pastries ............................ $ 3.60"Winging on a delight."
- Squirrely Swirlly Coffeecake ........................... $ 4.60"Nutty delight."
- Gopher Puffs .............................. $ 3.80"FUR-fectly delicious cream puffs.
MEET OUR CHEF: "Wheels" Pierre.
Bon Appetit
Remember our Motto:"When You Drive With Your Brights...You'll Dine Better Tonight... "

And remember..........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

I'm Having A MaGoo Kind Of Day !