Things That Amaze Me

If you get the bad case of the clap and it spreads can you call it an applause?

And remember.........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

#7 Is Lucky Or Is It?

#7 is not a lucky number in this case, you see those 7 little words will get you a hot seat in hell!
They are the Seven Deadly Sins

Luxuria - Lust
Gula - Gluttony
Avaritia - Greed
Acedia - Sloth
Ira - Wrath
Invidia - Envy
Superbia - Pride

Johnny G. Abuses the first one at least a few times a day!

And remember.........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

#7 Is Lucky Or Is It?

These are seven words and seven is a lucky number or is it?

Luxuria
Gula
Avaritia
Acedia
Ira
Invidia
Superbia

The Number 7?

And remember......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Do You Measure Up?

Condoms 'too big' for Indian men
By Damian Grammaticus BBC News, Delhi

There is a "lack of awareness" over condom sizesA survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men!

Now Johnny G feels good about himself, I'm Bigger than hagee!

And remember........

Laissez les bon temps rouler!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Dancing With The Reaper

Yesterday at 6:30 am I got up to get a drink of water my throat felt dried out, I started to cough then choking then throwing up.
This went on for awhile then I could not breathe due to the fact my lungs started to fill up with fluid to appoint my right lung was not inflating properly because of plugs aka mucus filling in the air sacs!
I started to get light headed and fought for every breath I took, in the mean time Debbie got my nebulizer ready and got me on oxygen and the fight was on !
My legs and arms got tingly , which means I'm in full blown respiratory distress and am now fighting for every breath to stay alive due to low blood gases.
Within a half hour breathing became less difficult but still life threatening!
I did a whole days worth of meds in 3 hours to get back to normal breathing!
I danced with the reaper again and he is good and Johnny G. Has a few more Tangos on his card!
God Bless all of you and thank you for your concern!

And Remember........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

P.S. COPD IS A BITCH!
This is how my mom died!

Saturday #3's

On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes whats going on or how you feel.

My 3 words are.......
I almost died

And as always, thanks for listening!

A Tit For Tat New Year

How Does one Get bombed in the New Year in Jesus Land?

Go ask Nizar Rayan , it took a really big bomb from the Israelis to cure what ailed him , a matter of fact it helped to reduce the population on the Gaza strip by a few but what the hell is a few more dead terrorists anyway?

Oh the sweet smell of victory for Israel and a few more of our tax dollars down the drain for the price of peace!

Now the big Question is how does one get shit stains out of the sand of the Holy Land?

I see a few more Allah loving freaks going to get their virgins soon via the way of guided missiles!

The weather Channel predicts rain for a few weeks on the Gaza, yep it's Raining steel on the Holyland!

Just a little game of Tit For Tat During The Holidays amongst enemies!

And as always, thanks for listening!