Your Fat Ass Can Power Your Vehicle

For a time, Beverly Hills doctor Craig Alan Bittner turned the fat he removed from patients into biodiesel that fueled his Ford SUV and his girlfriend's Lincoln Navigator.
Love handles can power a car? Frighteningly, yes. Fat--whether animal or vegetable--contains triglycerides that can be extracted and turned into diesel. Poultry companies such as Tyson are looking into powering their trucks on chicken schmaltz, and biofuel start-ups such as Nova Biosource are mixing beef tallow and pig lard with more palatable sources such as soybean oil. Mike Shook of Agri Process Innovations, a builder of biodiesel plants, says this year's batch of U.S. biodiesel was likely more than half animal-derived since the price of soybeans soared.
A gallon of grease will get you about a gallon of fuel, and drivers can get about the same amount of mileage from fat fuel as they do from regular diesel, according to Jenna Higgins of the National Biodiesel Board. Animal fats need to undergo an additional step to get rid of free fatty acids not present in vegetable oils, but otherwise, there's no difference, she says.
Greenies like the fact that waste, such as coffee grounds and french-fry grease, can be turned into power. "The vast majority of my patients request that I use their fat for fuel--and I have more fat than I can use," Bittner wrote on lipodiesel.com. "Not only do they get to lose their love handles or chubby belly but they get to take part in saving the Earth." Bittner's lipodiesel Web site is no longer online.
Using fat to fuel cars might be environmentally friendly, but it's definitely illegal in California to use human medical waste to power vehicles, and Bittner is being investigated by the state's public health department.
Although it's unclear when Bittner started and stopped making fat fuel or how he made it, his activities came to light after recent lawsuits filed by patients that allege he allowed his assistant and his girlfriend to perform surgeries without a medical license.
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I can see it now,instead of carbon filled clouds it will be replaced by cellulite and the rain will taste a little oily!
Between mine and Debbies asses we got enough fuel fo a year!

And remember........

Laissez les bon temps rouler!

And as always, thanks for listening!

It's Almost New Years Eve

December 31st. Is always a fun time for the beginners, you know the assholes in training , those guys that go out only on New Year's Eve and try to make up for the rest of the year.
Oh how I love this night, people puking all over the place before mid night, the fist fights at 9 pm, somebody's ole lady trying to hump some young man in the corner of the bar thinking her ole man went home.
Yes, I've seen it all in the bars!
Many times I've broken up the fights , mopped up the blood , sat in jail over night because of a floosie or some asshole that he thought he was a frog and wanted to leap!
Yep been there done that, the toughest drunks that go out is usaully some pissed off broad trying to get even with her ole man or a friend that did her wrong!
Nothing worst than a woman's scorn.
Debbie and I stay home now because of shit heads, hell at 46 I'm in bed by 9pm.
Johnny G's safety guide to survival, if you leave your drink to go pee get a new one, it could be drugged, never drink more than you can handle, never trust someone you just met,hep c runs rampant don't stick your tongue down someone throat at mid night that you just met!
Finally Don't Drink and drive Johnny Law is watching!
Ps Wear your rubbers it's winter you feet might get wet!

And Remember........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Merry Christmas Blogville

Peace To All
Merry Christmas & A Very Happy New Year to all my friends out there in Blogville!
It seems we have another year down and new one begining soon!
Thanks for the Great Year My Friends , hopefully 2009 will be alot better for all of us, hopefully.

It seems that every year I get the same old stuff, 3 white shirts and a peice of ass and damn it they are all a size to big!

Merry Christmas!

And remember.......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Merry Christmas In Heaven Mom

`Nollaig Shona Duit!
And As Always, thanks for listening!

The Christmas Card That Never Was

You know what you do when you receive a Christmas Card, you tape it to the frame of a door way in your living room to show off and brag to people about how many friends and relatives actually thought about you on this Christmas Season.

What about the Christmas Card That Never Was?
Well you tape that one also!
The Christmas Card That Never Was? Is Johnny G. Losing it?

Let me explain.....
Neither rain nor sleet nor snow the mail always gets thru weather you get it or not.........

Got a Christmas card from my Aunt yesterday, well sort of, I got the front part of the envelope in a plastic bag with apologies and condolences from the Post Master that the rest of it was destroyed in the sorter at the Post Office.
So there you have it the Christmas Card that never was and it is hanging with the rest of the beautiful cards that were.

And remember......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!
And as always, thanks for listening!

A Spidy Man Christmas

My neighbors littlest boy loves Spider Man, so why we were out today we picked him up a Spider Man Hypersonic Jet.

For his B-Day in Oct. we had bought him a Spider Man Car.

For Halloween he was dressed as Spider Man, like I said he loves Spider Man.

His older brother loves money, this kid will work in my yard every two weeks and i'll give him $20 when he is done, then he hides it like a squirrel with nuts.

So for Christmas I'll give him $20 in a card.

Their parents are great people that raised 2 great kids.

And as always, thanks for listening!

Time Heals All Wounds So They Say

They say that time heals all wounds, I guess I need some time, It took over 11 years for the pain to ease after my Father had passed and now with the passing of my Mother, it looks like it going to be along time before I can once again enjoy the holidays and to ease this pain that I carry in my heart!
My Father died in my arms September 26 1995.
My Mother Died in my arms September 18 2008.
I just don't have that kind of time anymore to ease this pain,so Please forgive me if I'm not Joyous over this Christmas season.
My Debbie has been a rock through all of these years and without her , who knows what would've become of me through out these trying times!
God Bless you all during this Christmas Season!
And as always, thanks for listening!