Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Taking Time Out To Say Good Bye

My dear friend it is never good bye but till we meet again.
Doc, you my Sir were a good friend and to everybody that had the privilege to meet you would know how great of a friend you were.
As I raise this glass in a toast to you Doc, may you be in heaven 3days before the devil knows your gone!
Semper Fi!
Salute!
En Avant!
Forward Soldier!
Drive On!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Another Tasty Treat

Another oh so tasty treat that we all love and enjoy on Christmas Eve.

You'd find them in your stocking and a few on the tree that have been there for about a week before you can crunch down on those Delicious Balls Of Corn , that's if Mommy did not spray it with pine scent!

Don't worry about spoilage these Delightful treats sit in warehouses for 6 months and about 2 1/2 months on the store shelves and they're low fat too!

Now go out and buy a box to bring back old traditions!

And remember........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

PS. All above is sarcasm!

Monday, December 1, 2008

Oh, How I Love Fruitcake



Fruitcake (or fruit cake) is a cake made with chopped candied fruit and/or dried fruit, nuts and spices, and optionally soaked in spirits. In the United Kingdom certain rich versions may be iced and decorated. Fruitcakes are often served in the celebration of weddings and Christmas.
Fruitcake: Made with all the crumbs and garbage that hit the floor all yearlong made into a cake to give to your Favorite Family members that you love so much just to piss them off on Christmas!
There are actual places in the U.S.A. that pay people to make this all so tasty treat for your fine dining on Christmas!
Oh the Joy to receive one of these Tasty treats on Christmas!
And Remember.....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
PS. All of the above was sarcasm

Sunday, November 30, 2008

The Dumb Ass Award Goes To........

Ohio Police Chief Accidentally Shoots Self
AP

MONROE, Ohio (Nov. 29) - Police in southwestern Ohio say a police chief mistakenly shot himself in the thigh after giving his daughter a gun safety lesson.
A police report says 54-year-old Middletown police Chief Greg Schwarber was preparing to clean his Glock .45-caliber pistol on Friday and didn't realize the gun was still loaded.
The report written by officers from neighboring Monroe says the bullet entered Schwarber's leg just above the knee.
When officers arrived, they found the chief lying on the floor with a towel covering his leg. Schwarber was taken to a hospital for treatment.
The hospital had no record of Schwarber being treated or admitted. A home phone number for him couldn't be found.

No smart ass comments to this one,it speaks for itself!

And remember.........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!


Saturday, November 29, 2008

Happy Birthday In Heaven Twiggy

Happy B-Day Mom In Heaven.

We miss you alot.

Say hi to pop , mary , dad, brenda, grams, uncle ted, aunt cathy and all our friends!

With love , Your son

Saturday #3's

On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes how you feel or what's going on.

My 3 words are........

I smell funky!

And remember...........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Friday, November 28, 2008

A Friday Rant

Today's Rant is about 2 hour delays for schools.

Is it me or is the freakin' system gone crazy?
I mean come on what the hell is up with this freakin' 2 hour delay for kids when the weather is bad?
Is because the city can't keep the roads safe or is it the fact that the school bus dispatcher does not want to bang up his shiny school buses?
Could it be for the safety of those special little tots that get on the bus?
Well if it is for safety's sake then put some freakin' seat belts on the buses and send those rug rats to school!
Snow Days, What the hell is that?
The only time I had a freakin' snow day was when it snowed over 3feet or the school bus drivers all called in for a freakin' sick day!
If the snow was deep we shoveled to the bus stop and if the bus got stuck we pushed it over the hill and a lot of us did not have the privilege and comfort of riding the bus, we had to walk both ways up hill to and from school without boots!
I don't know but the kids today got it easy!
Thats my rant for the day , enjoy your weekend!

And remember.......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
and as always, thanks for listening!