Can You Feel The Love?

Last night Debbie and I were arguing over bills again, that we were now on a budget.
Boy was she pissed on the idea of being on a budget.
She Said" Right now John you are feeling like a brother that I never had, you know the one, the inbred , banjo playing freak in Deliverance!"

Can you feel the freakin' love here?

And remember.......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Sex

Having sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope!

And remember......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Toys You Don't Get In A Happy Meal

And remember.....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

2 Am Dealing With Pain

Most of you know that I have copd and cronic pain in my hips.
It seems every year the breathing and the pain gets worst.
When I try to lay down it seems that my lungs are flooding and I stop breathing or Debbie rolls over and jars my legs in which sends sever pain shooting through my body.
Now I set here at 2 am pondering about life and it's meaning, why are we born,why do we get sick and the biggy why do we die?
What is the purpose of life?
Why are we here?
What is our purpose in life?
What is the big picture?
I know that alot of people will give me a religious answer to all this but that ain't what I'm searching for,nope not at all.
Is there a bigger purpose for life?
I'm not seeing it right now.
13 years ago I watched my dads life end in my arms and last month the same with my mother.
I just don't get it .
What is the purpose of life?

And as always, thanks for listening!

Beer VS. Religion

Beer vs. Religion TOP 10 REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN RELIGION!
10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for
themselves.
6. When you have Beer, you don't knock on people's doors
trying to give it away.
5. Nobody has ever been burned at the stake, hanged or
tortured over their brand of Beer.
4. You don't have to wait more than 2000 years for a second
Beer.
3. There are laws saying that Beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to
help you stop.

And remember...............
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

SEX

There are many sexual devices that create sexual arousal in women,the biggest one is the Mercedes-Benz 380sl convertible !

And remember..........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Just A Thought

Life is a sexually transmitted disease!

And remember.........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!