Beer VS. Religion

Beer vs. Religion TOP 10 REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN RELIGION!
10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for
themselves.
6. When you have Beer, you don't knock on people's doors
trying to give it away.
5. Nobody has ever been burned at the stake, hanged or
tortured over their brand of Beer.
4. You don't have to wait more than 2000 years for a second
Beer.
3. There are laws saying that Beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to
help you stop.

And remember...............
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

SEX

There are many sexual devices that create sexual arousal in women,the biggest one is the Mercedes-Benz 380sl convertible !

And remember..........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Just A Thought

Life is a sexually transmitted disease!

And remember.........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Idiots Working In The U.S.A,

This is a full blown rant of why I am Pissed!
I worked hard all of my working days and always did my jobs right and weather it was loading freight for costumers on their trucks or sloping beer for the locals, courtesy to others got you more tips and the costumer was always right, Right?

Not in this case with Ahab and Habib 2 freakin' Pakastanis that run a local Uni - Mart!

Yesterday I got a few money orders to pay bills got home and realized I was 30.00 dollars short in my change, which rarely happens on my part before leaving a store with 2 idot camel jockeys running the place , I look at the money orders and instead of a money order for 28.50 it was for 58.50!

Ok ,this should be simple, just go back and have them void the money order and print a new one and get my change back right?

Not with Ahab and Habib , you asked for the 58.50 we give you 58.50 can not void or give you change!
You made mistake not we!

Well let me tell you Johnny G. just about went over the counter to kick some camel jockey's asses!

I just started throwing shit at them then left the store flipping those assholes off!

When did we let these rag heads in?
Why do we let freakin' idiots run businesses that can't read or write or speak the english?

Hell ,those 2 towel heads couldn't even laugh in english!

I think I'll stop by today just to say hello!

Screw them ,Those freakin' Rag heads are done with my business!

And as always,thanks for listening!

Saturday #3's

On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes how you feel or whats going on.

My 3 words are...........

Very Freakin' Pissed

And as always, thanks for listening!

Can You Feel The Love?

I decided to surprise Debbie at the door yesterday dressed as a flasher, you Know the garb, hat ,sun glasses, trench coat ,Nikes and a smile.
When she opened the door I flashed her and yelled Surprise!
Her Reply"That coat has a hidious lining!"
Can you feel the freakin' love here?

And remember......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always,thanks for listening!

Domestic Violence

Domestic Violence is everbody's Problem!