John Is Freakin' Tired! XXX Language Not For Sensitve Ears , If that fits You Stay The Hell Out!

Johnny G is very fkin' tired of our politicians, a bunch of sensitive clits!
They take decent human beings, throw them in to the wild with weapons and tell them to kill all enemies for their fkin' cause, when the killin' starts and the euphoria of it all sets the fk in and those faggot politicians don't like what they see because it don't fkin' benefit the cause, oh fkin' well people it's fkin' war!
Mutilation and molestation are war words, desecration to me sounds like fkin' religious words , ok people it's fkin' war, nothing fkin' pretty about it keep religion out of it, the stress of killin a human being is tremendous nothin' fkin' normal about it you want normalcy send in our beloved Girl Scouts armed with thousands of rounds of Fkin' Thin Mints!
Those Camel Humpin' Fudge Packin' Taliban cryin' fkin foul over 4 bladder filled Marines relieving themselves over a few dead fkin'pieces of human garbage and call it desecration ?
Wow, these Flintstones have big fkin' balls call it the way they see it HUH?
What about those allah lovin' bastards beheading, burning and hanging our dead soldiers, yeah what the fk about that huh!?
I say shit all over those dead taliban soldiers and tell those cry baby faggots in Dc to send in Rabbi's, preists and reverands with their bibles and finish their holy war!
God Bless our soldiers!

Bad Weather?

Bad weather at my house!
This morning I ran into a brainstorm, now my freakin' day is ruined!

And remember.....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Dreams Can Come True!

I always wanted to own my own business.
It has been a life long dream to open a 7/11 in Pakistan!

And remember...
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

All Is Well On 1/2/12

New Year's Resolution

Is now lessening his greenhouse gases by reducing his production of methane gas by using less legumes!

And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always,thanks for listening!

A Picture Can Paint A Thousand Words!

At Least I'm Enjoying The Ride!

Well I was drinkin last night with a bikerAnd I showed him a picture of you I said, pal get to know her, you'll like her Seemed like the least I could do.Cause when he's chargin his chopper Up and down your carpeted halls You will think I am dressed up quite proper Never mind how I stumble and fall.You imagine me sipping champagne from your boot For taste of your elegant prideI may be going to hell in a bucket, babe But at least Im enjoying the ride, at least I'll enjoy the ride.Cause you're a sweet little softcore pretender Somehow, babe, it got as hot as it gets With her black leather and gold spike suspenders And your chain, your black whip and pets.Well we know you're the reincarnation Of the infamous catherine the great And we know how you love the ovation And the scene that it seems to create.You imagine me sipping champagne from your boot For taste of your elegant pride I may be going to hell in a bucket, babe But at least Im enjoying the ride, at least I'll enjoy the ride.You analyze me, tend to despise me You laugh when I stumble and fall There may come a say when I'll dance on your grave Unable to dance I'll still crawl across it Unable to dance I'll still crawl Unable to dance I'll still crawl Unable to dance I'll crawl.You must really consider the circus It just might be your kind of zoo I can't think of a place that's more perfect For a person as perfect as you. And it's not like Im leaving you lonely Cause I wouldn't know where to begin Well I know you wake up here only When the snakes come marching in.You imagine me sipping champagne from your boot For taste of your elegant pride I may be going to hell in a bucket, babe But at least Im enjoying the ride, at least I'll enjoy the ride.Ride, ride, rideRide, ride, rideRide, ride, rideAt least I'll enjoy the ride.At least I'll enjoy the ride.At least I'll enjoy the ride.