Adapt And Overcome

Jumped in the shower this morning and found out that I ran out of bodywash.
Whats a man to do?
Adapt and overcome, I looked on the shelf and what to my eyes appear , sitting there was a bottle of herbal medicated dog shampoo, oh what the hell why not.
My hair is shiney but the only problem is i can't stop licking my ass!

And remember...
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always,thanks for listing!

It Is What It Is

I called my health care provider to see if they would pay for experimental acupuncture treatments to ease the pain in my hips. They told me no but if I was an 80 year old man the would pay for treatments for erectile dysfunction!

And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

How Tough Was It?

"I'm a little hoarse tonight. I've been living in Pennsylvania for the past Forty Eight years, and you know how it is, yelling for help on the way home every night. Things are so tough in Pennsylvania that at Easter time, for bunnies the little kids use porcupines."

Happy Easter One And All!
And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always,thanks for listening!

Bath Time?

You can really get a hint when its bath time, when you go to take off your gray socks and realize that you don't own any gray socks. And remember... Laissez les bon temps rouler! And as always, thanks for listening!

Marketing?

Mens' athletic supporters come from France. Various inventions had been tried to help mens' anatomy to remain stable while they were riding horses, but nothing was effective. A clever farmhand, searching for a solution, devised the idea as an adaptation of mens' braces (known in the US as suspenders). This adaptation was an immediate success. He left the farm, and began a business. What is important is his name: Jacques Strappe.


And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Date Night?

Was just being bold last night and asked a very special friend of mine out on a date last night and she said yes!
It has been along time since i've dated ,not to sure on what to do, I think maybe first things first, i'll get my goat smelling ass in the shower and scrub up!
Maybe a movie and dinner?

And remember...
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Ain't It Funny How Time Slips Away?

Well hello there
My it's been a long,long time.
How ya doing? How am I doing?
Well I guess I'm doing fine.
But it's been so long, but it seems like
it was only yesterday.

Ain't it funny how time slips away.

Well how's your new love, how's your new love.
Well I hope he's doin fine.
I heard you told him, I heard you said "you'd love him til the end of time"
Now that's the same thing you told me it seems like just the other day

Ain't it funny how time slips away.

Well I've got to go now, I've got to go.
Well I guess I'll see you around.
I don't know when though, cause I don't know when I'll be back in town.
But remember what I tell you cause in time your gonna pay.

Ain't it funny how time slips away.
Oh it's suprising how time slips away.