Just A Thought

Instead of having truck scales on the highway, I think they ought to get one of those guys from the carnival and let him guess the weights.

And remember...
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

In The News

A woman in Montana was severely injured this afternoon when she attempted to force-breast-feed a wolverine.

And remember...
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Life

Life is hard, After all it kills you!

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Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Saturday 3's

On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes what's going on or how you feel.
My 3 words are...

Forgot Saturday 3's

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Preamble To The Constitution Of The American Legion

For God and Countrywe associate ourselves together for thefollowing purposes:
To uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States of America;
To maintain Law and Order;
To foster and perpetuate a one hundred percent Americanism;
To preserve the memories and incidents of our associations in the Great Wars;
To inculcate a sense of individual obligation to the Community, State and Nation;
To combat the autocracy of both the classes and the masses;
To make right the Master of Might;
To promote Peace and Goodwill on earth;
To safeguard and transmit to posterity the principles of Justice, Freedom and Democracy;
To consecrate and sanctify our comradeship by our devotion to mutual helpfulness.
God Bless Us All!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Watch Your Step

Do you ever reach the top of a staircase and think there's one more step? So you take one of those big, awkward steps that doesn't accomplish anything? And then you have to do it a few more times,so people will think it's something you do all the time."I do this all the time, Folks.It's the third stage of syphilis."

And remember...
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

For The Guys

Do you ever have to sneeze while your taking a piss?It's frightening. Deep down you're afraid you'll release all sorts of bodily fluids into your pants.What people don't realize is that it is physically impossible to sneeze while pissing; your brain won't allow it.Because your brain knows you might blow your asshole out,and wind up having to repaint the entire apartment.

And remember.....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always,thanks for listening!