Hygiene

I didn't wash today.If I'm not dirty,I don't wash.Some weeks I don't have to shower at all.I just groom my 3 basic areas : teeth, hair, and asshole.And to save time ,I use the same brush!

And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

I Gots To Know

Can placebos cause side effects?
If so,are the side effects real?

And remember.....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
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I Never

I've never been quarantined.But the more I look around the more I think it might not be a bad idea!
And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
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Hospital Visit

Went to the er today, just let me say this to you good folks, never and I mean never drink beer milk shakes, it makes you foam from both ends!

And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, Thanks for listening!

Drivers Ed

Okay.Now, a few basic points about driving.
One of the first things they teach you in Drivers Ed is where to put your hands on the steering wheel. They tell you to put 'em at ten o'clock and two o'clock. Screw that shit. I put mine at 9:45 and 2:17. It gives me an extra half hour to get to where I'm goin'!

And remember.....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Let The Games Begin

It seems that every Bp Gas station I go to now have tarps over their logo signs, so just out of curiosity I went into one and bought rub off tickets and asked what gas they were selling, their answer was Sunoco Gas.

Could it be that Bp is starting bankruptcy policies or are they trying to stop the boycotting of their fuel?

Just Curious.

And as always, thanks for listening!

Nature Facts

Rubbing a toad will give you warts is just a myth, but rubbing a toad long enough will give him a hard on!

And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!