The Worms Crawl In

Whenever you see a hearse go by, you may be the next to die.They'll wrap you up in a big white sheet and throw you in a hole that's 6 feet deep.Everything's fine for a week or so and then your nose begins to grow.The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, the worms play pinochle on your snout.Your stomach turns to an icy green and pus shoots out like white whipped cream.You wipe it up with a slice of bread, and that's what you eat when you are dead.

Saturday #3's

On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes what's going on or how you feel.

My 3 words are.....

Enjoy Your Halloween!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Tis The Season

Happy All Hallows Eve!

Tonight is the night that the Celtics believed that the border between our world and the dead was very thin and the dead can pass back and forth into our world and theirs.They would make jack o" lanterns out of turnips to scare off the spirits!

Tonight is my favorite night, It's Mischief Night!!!!

All the little imps and ghouls go out tonight for ding dong ditch,stomp the shit and tp toss!

3 ply Tp is the best for durability and distance but don't squeeze the Charmin ,it don't fly right!

Have a great night you juvenile delinquents and don't forget your soap!

And remember....

Laissez les bon temp rouler!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Thoughts On Sex

Vasectomy means you never have to say your sorry!

And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Thoughts On Life

Life is like a tin of sardines and we all are looking for a key!

And as always, thanks for listening

Saturday #3's

On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes how you feel or what's going on.
My 3 words are....
Got tonights tickets!

And as always.thanks for listening!

Ordering Out

Thank God they found that little boy who was supposedly lost in that balloon.
For a moment there I thought Michael Jackson had ordered Take -Out!

And remember......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!