Sunday, June 14, 2009

Diets

Everybody on the net is always looking to loose weight, they actually have journals on the pluses and minuses of dieting.
Hell back in the 70's and 80's they were using cocaine to lose weight and it works but the minus of that weight loss diet was death in some cases.
I knew a guy that loss so much weight on the cocaine diet that he fell through his own asshole and hung himself!

And Remember......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And As always, thanks for listening!

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Saturday #3's

On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes whats going on or how you feel.

My 3 words are............
Loving Other Blog!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Friday, June 12, 2009

Think Before You Speak

'99 I damn near died and was put on the vent ,I was on it for 24 hours almost did not make it.
2 hours after being off the vent my pastor comes in and asks How I'm Doing?
How am I doing, How AM I DOING?
Padre I got a Pipe in my pecker and in a few moments they are going to stick a hose up my ass, by the way do you got a freakin' prayer for that!
And How is your day Padre?
How am I doing he asks.

And remember...
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

New Commercial

They have a new Preparation H commercial out That I'm Itching To SEE.

And remember........

Laissez les bon temps rouler!

And as always, Thanks for listening!

Last Sibling Standing

My Uncle Frank was at his doctors today to see if his cancer is operable.

And as always, thanks for listening!

Thursday, June 11, 2009

The Last Sibling Standing Part 2

I did a post back in March on the Last sibling standing, http://garnett109.blogspot.com/2009/03/last-sibling-standing.html , about my Great Uncle Frank.
Back in April he was not feeling well he went to the ER , they realized he needed emergency heart surgery, they fixed him up alright and was doing fine.
Today I get a Call from my Aunt Marion that Uncle Frank Now has colon cancer and that's all she found out and reported to me.
When It rains it pours in my Family.
Until tomorrow I'll update on Uncle Frank when I call him personally to find out whats going on.

And as always,thanks for listening!

Going Back To Drinking

Just to be on the safe side I'm going back on the bottle!

And remember.....

Laissez les bon temps rouler!

And as always, thanks for listening!