The 09 Stimulus

With Obama's Stimulus check of $250 , I went out and purchased My Debbie a new vehical.
A 2009 Bissel Bagless Vac.
Now she can retire that old broom!

And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

You Asked

I was outside enjoying the day smiling and whistling when my neighbors wife asked me what I was smiling about,so I told her and she left in a huff.
All I Said was Extenze!

And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Saturday #3's

On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes whats going on or how you feel.
My 3 words are.....
Life is great!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Clowns To the right Of Me Jokers To The Left, Here I Am Stuck In The Middle With You!

I was shopping at Walmart yesterday for odds and ends and in the middle of an Isle I was in was a little old lady in one of those scooters crying.
I asked if she was alright and she told me no and explained she was in a lot of pain from a knee replacement and she was setting in that scooter for almost an hour due to the fact that the battery had died.
She had asked a few people to help her and they all ignored her.
One lady working there had told her she'd be back to help her but never got back to her.
Freakin' people piss me off, here sits a little old lady in pain and wanting someone to help her and she was ignored!
What a bunch of freakin' clowns people can be!
I told Debbie to wait by the lady and I went for a different scooter to help her out.
She could not thank me enough for the help.
What a bunch of Jokers in Walmart!
I'm freakin' pissed!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Paranoid

Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my mind .
people think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time.
All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy.
Think I'll lose my mind if I don't find something to pacify .
Can you help me occupy my brain?.
Oh yeah I need someone to show me the things in life that I can't find.
I can't see the things that make true happiness, I must be blind.
Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry ,Happiness I cannot feel and love to me is so unreal .
And so as you hear these words telling you now of my state ,I tell you to enjoy life I wish I could but it's too late.

Johnny G. Can Relate.

And as always, thanks for listening!

Tag Your It! I'm It? Yes Your It! Who Tagged Me? Terri Did ! Ah Shut Up!

I've been Tagged By Terri @ http://memoriesandsweetserenity.blogspot.com/2009/05/hump-day.html

I've Just Got To Be Honest and list 10 honest things about me!

1- I'm A Stud
2- I love being sarcastic
3- If it's free It's for me
4- I pee in the shower
5-I love shrinking Debbie's under drawers to make her think her ass is fat
6-The voices in my head tell me what to do
7-Don't bother me with trivial bullshit, I don't give a rat's ass
8- I'm A Stud
9- I tried committing suicide once by eating Debbie's Chicken Cacciatore
10- I'm not a racist , I hate everybody the same

Now I got to pick 5 friends and tell them they got to list ten things honest about themselves.

Marty @ http://marty-heardatstarbucks.blogspot.com/2009/05/dinner-is-served-at-shilin-market.html

Paula @ http://pl78064.blogspot.com/2009/05/message-to-squirrels.html

Sharon @ http://coastalcomfortii.blogspot.com/2009/04/good-news-whew.html

Missie @ http://amiddleagedmomsupsidedownworld.blogspot.com/2009/05/where-have-i-been-whats-been-going-on.html

Dutch @ http://myupsanddownsofeverydaylife.blogspot.com/2009/05/happy-mothers-day.html

Ok kiddies you've all been tagged now go get 'em and let's be honest!

Now for being Honest snag your award above!

And remember......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always,thanks for listening!

The Suit

Sept. 1981
I just got done proposing to my x- wife, a friend finds me and lets me know that my parents wanted me that my Grandfather had just died.
The following day, Saturday I do believe, I went into town to buy my first suit, a blue 3 piece suit with a black clip on tie and a white shirt, they fitted the suit for me.
Come Monday after noon I walked into the funeral palor to pay my last respects to my Grandfather , seen my Grandmother with a funny stare in her eyes , gave her a kiss and went up to see my GrandFather and damn near lost my sanity.
You see my Grandfathers burial suit was the same suit I picked for myself, right down to the shoes, it was as if I was veiwing my own body!
I had never seen the suit before and never ever saw my Grandfather for the most part dressed up especially in
A suit.
It still gives me the heebie jeebies thinking about it!

And as always, thanks for listening!