Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Tag Your It! I'm It? Yes Your It! Who Tagged Me? Terri Did ! Ah Shut Up!

I've been Tagged By Terri @ http://memoriesandsweetserenity.blogspot.com/2009/05/hump-day.html

I've Just Got To Be Honest and list 10 honest things about me!

1- I'm A Stud
2- I love being sarcastic
3- If it's free It's for me
4- I pee in the shower
5-I love shrinking Debbie's under drawers to make her think her ass is fat
6-The voices in my head tell me what to do
7-Don't bother me with trivial bullshit, I don't give a rat's ass
8- I'm A Stud
9- I tried committing suicide once by eating Debbie's Chicken Cacciatore
10- I'm not a racist , I hate everybody the same

Now I got to pick 5 friends and tell them they got to list ten things honest about themselves.

Marty @ http://marty-heardatstarbucks.blogspot.com/2009/05/dinner-is-served-at-shilin-market.html

Paula @ http://pl78064.blogspot.com/2009/05/message-to-squirrels.html

Sharon @ http://coastalcomfortii.blogspot.com/2009/04/good-news-whew.html

Missie @ http://amiddleagedmomsupsidedownworld.blogspot.com/2009/05/where-have-i-been-whats-been-going-on.html

Dutch @ http://myupsanddownsofeverydaylife.blogspot.com/2009/05/happy-mothers-day.html

Ok kiddies you've all been tagged now go get 'em and let's be honest!

Now for being Honest snag your award above!

And remember......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always,thanks for listening!

Monday, May 11, 2009

The Suit

Sept. 1981
I just got done proposing to my x- wife, a friend finds me and lets me know that my parents wanted me that my Grandfather had just died.
The following day, Saturday I do believe, I went into town to buy my first suit, a blue 3 piece suit with a black clip on tie and a white shirt, they fitted the suit for me.
Come Monday after noon I walked into the funeral palor to pay my last respects to my Grandfather , seen my Grandmother with a funny stare in her eyes , gave her a kiss and went up to see my GrandFather and damn near lost my sanity.
You see my Grandfathers burial suit was the same suit I picked for myself, right down to the shoes, it was as if I was veiwing my own body!
I had never seen the suit before and never ever saw my Grandfather for the most part dressed up especially in
A suit.
It still gives me the heebie jeebies thinking about it!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Saturday, May 9, 2009

She Lights Up My Life

Other than setting the house on fire every time she cooks for me, She lights up my life!

Now Damn it I'm freakin' serious here,just 5 minutes ago I asked her to turn the flood lights on outside and with out any hesitation my Debbie Flicked the switch, which sent a jolt of electricity that knocked me on my ass due to the fact that I was repairing a faulty wire whilst standing on an aluminium ladder!

Yes Debbie, You doll light up my life!

And remember......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Saturday #3's

On your journal or mine write 3 words that discribes whats going on or how you feel.
My 3 words are.........
Farrah is dying!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Friday, May 8, 2009

Beets The Hell Out Of Me

Starting tomorrow I'm drinking beet juice to help detoxify my liver!
Did I just say that, beet juice, who in the hell in their right or left mind drinks that stuff?
Hell you could not pay me to eat that stuff when was a kid let alone drink it!
It's been a week already and I'm feeling alittle better, the damage is done and it is a slow process to getting my health back , detox pills are working , calming pills do their job at night, just trying different things in food to help repair the liver.
Looks like I should 've had a V-8!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

How Long Is This Road To Where It Began

I guess the road started 29 years ago , just a few fishing and camping on the weekends, then it started to go south after a bad marriage and not being able to see my daughter in which tore my heart out.
With all the twist and turns in the road I threw the map away and traveled down the road to hell.
Hell bent and firewater to lead me into a path of destruction, I finally found that light at the end of the tunnel"Debbie"and she put me on the right course.
I got out of debt got a better job and the road got alot easier until '97 thur '99 which left me disabled and all roads led to a wall, that's when the path of destruction came back.
Pulling my way along drowning my pain and sorrows and begging God to end it all but he never did and so one more day led to one more week and so on until all roads closed and I realized that 29 years of running left this old soul battered, tired, my last road will be traveled by a six man march!
Johnny G. Wants his 90:10!
I have one more road to travel, the road to soberity, God willing that road is paved!
En avant!
Foward On!
And as always,thanks for listening!

Can It Get Any Tougher?

I was up all night with breathing problems and around six A.M. had a full blown attack,went into respiratory distress, around 7 Am got it under control.
Got an hour sleep ,called my Aunt to let her know that I was running late to take her for her monthly food shopping and to go to the graves, get to the truck , yep , what else could go wrong, freakin' flat tire!
No help around until tonight!
I'm feeling like shit today!

And as always, thanks for listening!