Marty Feldmen Reincarnated

And remember.......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

And Then She Slapped The Hell Out Of Me!

Debbie was reading one of those freakin' Cozmo mags last night, she stands up and asks me if I love her for her mind or her sexy body.
I looked at her up and down , now you know I just can't keep my freakin' mouth shut and said " Babe I love you for your sense of humor!"
And thats when she slapped the hell out of me!

And remember.......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

C'est La Vie

Things are tough all over.
I'm pretty much immobilized, Debbie is just about to take legal actions against her place of work.
I think one of the cats has an std and Sassy is dragging her ass all over the wall to wall carpeting!
C'est La Vie!
And remember.....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Warrior

YEAHHHHHH So Dont Tell Me Who's Wrong And Right When Liberty Starts Slipping Away And If You Aint Gonna Fight Get Out Of The Way Cuz Freedom Aint So Free When You Breathe Red White And Blue I'm Givin' All Of Myself Cuz Thats What I Do And They Call Me Warrior They Call Me Loyalty They Call Me Ready To Provide Relief And Help I'm Wherever You Need Me To Be I'm an American Warrior Citizen Soldier I'm an American Warrior Citizen Soldier Ahhhhh Yeahhhhh Citizen Soldier I'd Never Leave Another Behind I Will Never Accept Defeat I'm A Soldier In War Civilian In Peace Cuz Freedom Aint So Free When You Breathe Red White And Blue I'm Givin' All Of Myself How Bout You And They Call Me Warrior They Call Me Loyalty And They Call Me Ready To Deploy, Engage And Destroy, I'm Wherever You Need Me To Be I'm An American Warrior Citizen Soldier I'm An American Warrior Citizen Soldier Warrior Citizen Soldier Warrior Citizen Soldier

Who Remembers This Show?

She Wants Romance

Debbie Said she Wanted romance, so tonight I'll give her a candle light dinner of Lasangna.

And none of that box wine for my gal!

Nothing but the best for My Debbie!

And remember.........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Can You Feel The Love?

I think Debbie is seriously pissed off at me.
This morning she said" John, your journal has been blowing farts for the last 5 years and I'm going to strike a match!"
Can you feel the freakin' love here?

And remember.......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!