On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes how you feel or what's going on .
My 3 words are.......
Breathing is labored.
And as always,thanks for listening!
Saturday, February 28, 2009
Friday, February 27, 2009
And Then She Slapped The Hell Out Of Me
Last night as I was scratching my ass and yelling to Debbie" Yo , grab me a beer while you are out there!"
She came in mumbling something " You don't love me....Blah blah , blah.... and you use to be more romantic.... blah , blah, blah.... and you use to read poems .... blah, blah , blah!"
" You want poems?" I asked." You Got Poems!"
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin-Its the Triumphant Twang Of A Bed Spring!
And thats when she slapped the hell out of me!"
And Remember......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
She came in mumbling something " You don't love me....Blah blah , blah.... and you use to be more romantic.... blah , blah, blah.... and you use to read poems .... blah, blah , blah!"
" You want poems?" I asked." You Got Poems!"
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin-Its the Triumphant Twang Of A Bed Spring!
And thats when she slapped the hell out of me!"
And Remember......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Kitty Got Killed
2001 , Debbie rescued a Stray Angora kitten and gave it to my mom.
July 1 ,2002 Debbie and I went camping with our Roscoe, Mom was leaving for work and Kitty got out , we returned the 5th to find out Kitty was missing.
I asked my neighbor if he saw the cat and he said he thought he saw a dead cat up the road that looked like Kitty, sure enough it was.
Mom was all upset and wanted us to pick up the dead cat and bury it.
I argued the point, the cat was dead for several days in a hundred degree weather,horse flies all over her and she was bloated and the stench of death was unbearable but sure enough Mom won, I grabbed a sheet , rubber gloves and a shovel, about ready to pick up Kitty when a car pulled over and the guy driving it asked if he could help , that he was a emt and could give the cat mouth to mouth if needed, he had actually thought we just hit the cat.
I started to laugh and asked him if he could walk on water and then said to him if you could breath life into this cat I'll call you Jesus.
He was puzzled and scratched his head, then I told him that the cat was dead for a few days and my Mom wanted us to bury Poor Kitty.
Now just imagine driving 10 miles in the summers heat with a dead stench smelling cat in the trunk and the cops pull you over for running a red light.
And as always,thanks for Listening!
July 1 ,2002 Debbie and I went camping with our Roscoe, Mom was leaving for work and Kitty got out , we returned the 5th to find out Kitty was missing.
I asked my neighbor if he saw the cat and he said he thought he saw a dead cat up the road that looked like Kitty, sure enough it was.
Mom was all upset and wanted us to pick up the dead cat and bury it.
I argued the point, the cat was dead for several days in a hundred degree weather,horse flies all over her and she was bloated and the stench of death was unbearable but sure enough Mom won, I grabbed a sheet , rubber gloves and a shovel, about ready to pick up Kitty when a car pulled over and the guy driving it asked if he could help , that he was a emt and could give the cat mouth to mouth if needed, he had actually thought we just hit the cat.
I started to laugh and asked him if he could walk on water and then said to him if you could breath life into this cat I'll call you Jesus.
He was puzzled and scratched his head, then I told him that the cat was dead for a few days and my Mom wanted us to bury Poor Kitty.
Now just imagine driving 10 miles in the summers heat with a dead stench smelling cat in the trunk and the cops pull you over for running a red light.
And as always,thanks for Listening!
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
A Tree And Tears
I opened what appeared to be junk mail and the tears started to flow,Debbie had asked what I was crying about and I showed her , her eyes swelled with tears also.
A tree was planted in my moms honor in one of our national forests .
Mamary-Drukin Funeral Home And The Batesville Casket Co. with the cooperation of the Forest Service has planted a tree in my mothers name as a living memorial.
I thought this was great and wanted to share it with all of you.
And as always, thanks for listening!
A tree was planted in my moms honor in one of our national forests .
Mamary-Drukin Funeral Home And The Batesville Casket Co. with the cooperation of the Forest Service has planted a tree in my mothers name as a living memorial.
I thought this was great and wanted to share it with all of you.
And as always, thanks for listening!
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
This Is Just Wrong
Gives a new meaning to Tickle Me Elmo!
And remember..........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always,thanks for listening!
Monday, February 23, 2009
It's Official
Everything is in the crapper.........Stocks
Economy
Health Care
Politicians
Religion
Respect for others
And Last But Not Least
Debbie's Tuna Casserole Surprise!
And remember............
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!
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