And It Didn't Take Long

Nothing

Yersterday Debbie came home from work all pissed off and started to yell at me.
She said " You lazy bum what did you do all day!?"
My reply was "Nothing Doll."
"Didn't you do that yesterday Shithead?" She stammered.
" Yes Doll But I wasn't finished!" was my reply!

And remember........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Realization

When I realized what I had turned out to be was a lousy,two- bit pool hustler and drunk.I was not depressed at all . I was glad to have a profession!
And remember.........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Our Gang Speaks!

Garnett and the gang says that History repeats itself , just ask these next two Presidents.

Herbert Hoover and George W. Bush put this country in Financial Death " The Great Depression And The Repeat!"

Just like Franklin D. Roosevelt with The New Deal, We Have Hope and Yes We Can Obama's New Deal for The U.S. Of A.

All I can Say is Saddle up boys and Girls It is going to be a long and Bumpy Ride!

But in the long run it's back to Square One!

And remember...........

Laissez les bon temps rouler!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Salute

Debbie is worried about my drinking,she said "John , You are drinking yourself to a slow death!"
So I told her "Debbie you are probably right but I'm not in a hurry!"
"Debbie" I said " You know I can't Die until the government finds a safe place to bury my liver!"

And remember........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

My Deepest Sympathy

My deepest Sympathy Goes out for the loss of your loved ones on the field Yesterday!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Wintery Blues

No monkeying around this weather's getting me down!
No banana daiquiris in this primate's future!
Pass the cold tabs Please!

And remember...........

Laissez les bon temps rouler!

And as always, thanks for listening!