Salute!

75 years ago today congress ended Prohibition, for me this is a very special day!

I'm actually holding back tears of joy as I hoist a glass of Jimmy Beam & Coke and saluting congress for a job well done!

Here's to Area 51 and all it's members including the Founder Father James............

May your glass never run dry and your mind be free of Hangovers!

Salute!

Johnny G. is a Proud Sponsor Of Jim Beam!

And Remember........

Laissez les bon temps rouler!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly

Opps Wrong Boughs! That's more like it!

Either way , Have yourself a very Merry Christmas!

And Remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

The Dung Twig Aka Mistletoe

Mistle meaning dung and toe meaning twig!

Did you know that Mistletoe aids in the fight of certain cancers?

It is also used in the fight against Aids!

It can be very deadly to cats, so Possum you better stay away from this,this ain't no cat nip!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Taking Time Out To Say Good Bye

My dear friend it is never good bye but till we meet again.
Doc, you my Sir were a good friend and to everybody that had the privilege to meet you would know how great of a friend you were.
As I raise this glass in a toast to you Doc, may you be in heaven 3days before the devil knows your gone!
Semper Fi!
Salute!
En Avant!
Forward Soldier!
Drive On!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Another Tasty Treat

Another oh so tasty treat that we all love and enjoy on Christmas Eve.

You'd find them in your stocking and a few on the tree that have been there for about a week before you can crunch down on those Delicious Balls Of Corn , that's if Mommy did not spray it with pine scent!

Don't worry about spoilage these Delightful treats sit in warehouses for 6 months and about 2 1/2 months on the store shelves and they're low fat too!

Now go out and buy a box to bring back old traditions!

And remember........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

PS. All above is sarcasm!

Oh, How I Love Fruitcake

Fruitcake (or fruit cake) is a cake made with chopped candied fruit and/or dried fruit, nuts and spices, and optionally soaked in spirits. In the United Kingdom certain rich versions may be iced and decorated. Fruitcakes are often served in the celebration of weddings and Christmas.

Fruitcake: Made with all the crumbs and garbage that hit the floor all yearlong made into a cake to give to your Favorite Family members that you love so much just to piss them off on Christmas!

There are actual places in the U.S.A. that pay people to make this all so tasty treat for your fine dining on Christmas!

Oh the Joy to receive one of these Tasty treats on Christmas!

And Remember.....

Laissez les bon temps rouler!

And as always, thanks for listening!

PS. All of the above was sarcasm

The Dumb Ass Award Goes To........

Ohio Police Chief Accidentally Shoots Self
AP

MONROE, Ohio (Nov. 29) - Police in southwestern Ohio say a police chief mistakenly shot himself in the thigh after giving his daughter a gun safety lesson.
A police report says 54-year-old Middletown police Chief Greg Schwarber was preparing to clean his Glock .45-caliber pistol on Friday and didn't realize the gun was still loaded.
The report written by officers from neighboring Monroe says the bullet entered Schwarber's leg just above the knee.
When officers arrived, they found the chief lying on the floor with a towel covering his leg. Schwarber was taken to a hospital for treatment.
The hospital had no record of Schwarber being treated or admitted. A home phone number for him couldn't be found.

No smart ass comments to this one,it speaks for itself!

And remember.........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!