Yuk, Hack, Choke, Puke

It seems Johnny G is down for awhile, he ain't feeling to good.
Felt like a bad chest cold but more like the flu now.
Just talked to my Aunt and My Uncle told me not to die , it is just to damn cold out to bury my ass.
But rest assured Unc it is nice and toasty by the crematorium.

Best wishes for You all on THE NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Saturday #3's

2 Saturday #3's for Today

On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes what's going on or how you feel.
My 3 words are...
Bought Jefferson's Bible

Bought Pagan Christianity

And as alway's, thanks for listening!

Tis The Season

Merry Christmas
Happy New Year

Putting The Cat Out

It was 11:30 pm,And I just put The cat out.
But it hadn't been easy!
He had burned more fiercely than I had Anticipated.

And remember...
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
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Tiger Woods Holiday Poem

Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods he came flying, chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine iron and wasn’t too merry,
Because a bimbo’s phone number she found on his blackberry.
He’d been cheating on poor little Elin,
And as each day went by another whore came out squealing.
He’d been on Holly, on Jaimee, on Rachel, on Cori,
On Joselyn, and Kalika, TMZ had the story.
From the top of the world to above the fold,
Tiger’s ever more sorted tale, it was told.
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
And when he wasn’t hosing them, he sent them hot texts.
He crashed his Caddy, but didn’t call OnStar,
Yet he played “spank me daddy” with a skanky old porn star.
He’s been naughty, so with Santa he hasn’t a chance,
Except the big lump of coal that matches the lump in his pants.
But despite all his crying and begging and pleading,
Tiger’s wife went right out, bought a new home in Sweden .
And I heard her exclaim as she packed up the Escalade,
If you’re going to get laid, then I’m going to get paid.
Now she’s not pouting, in fact she’s of good cheer,
Because her prenup made Christmas come early this year.

And remember...
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
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Keep "em" On Their Toes

The next time you're at your local grocery store and the cashier asks you if you want paper or plastic, tell them you want woven silk or better yet rolled steel!
Let them think about it!

And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
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In The News

Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this can mean only one thing - Gary Coleman is going to drown !

And remember...
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
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In The Future

A time machine will be built but no one will have the time to use it!

And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
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Saturday #3's

On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes how you feel or what's going on .
My 3 words are.....
Missing My Debbie

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Things That Are In Common!

I just realized that my ex old lady and my ex old house both have mold in the basement!

And remember....
Laissez les on temps rouler!
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You Are Wishing Me What?

When you call my house and wish me a Happy Holiday ,you can stick it in your ass,there is nothing "Happy" about my Holiday.
I'm tired of the P.C. Bullshit the Government tries to shove down our throats!
It is Jesus Christ's Birthday,you know, Christmas , The Birth Of our Saviour.
That's what it is, no need to sugar coat it for the non believers, Merry Christmas Not Happy Holidays, that's all I got to say!

Here is a list
Afrikaans - een plesierige kerfees
Arabic - I'D MIILAD SAID OUA SANA SAIDA
Argentine - Felices Pasquas Y felices ano Nuevo
Armenian - Shenoraavor Nor Dari yev Pari Gaghand
Azeri - Tezze Iliniz Yahsi Olsun
Basque - Zorionak eta Urte Berri On!
Bohemian - Vesele Vanoce
Brazilian - Boas Festas e Feliz Ano Novo
Breton - Nedeleg laouen na bloavezh mat
Bulgarian - Tchestita Koleda; Tchestito Rojdestvo Hristovo
Chinese - (Mandarin) Kung His Hsin Nien bing Chu Shen Tan (Catonese) Gun Tso Sun Tan'Gung Haw Sun
Cornish - Nadelik looan na looan blethen noweth
Cree - Mitho Makosi Kesikansi
Croatian - Sretan Bozic
Czech - Prejeme Vam Vesele Vanoce a stastny Novy Rok
Danish - Glædelig Jul
Dutch - Vrolijk Kerstfeest en een Gelukkig Nieuwjaar!
English - Merry Christmas
Esperanto - Gajan Kristnaskon
Estonian - Ruumsaid juuluphi Farsi - Cristmas-e-shoma mobarak bashad
Finnish - Hyvaa joulua
French - Joyeux Noel
Frisian - Noflike Krystdagen en in protte Lok en Seine yn it Nije Jier!
German - Froehliche Weihnachten
Greek - Kala Christouyenna!
Hawaiian - Mele Kalikimaka
Hebrew - Mo'adim Lesimkha. Chena tova
Hindi - Shub Naya Baras
Hungarian - Kellemes Karacsonyi unnepeket
Icelandic - Gledileg Jol
Indonesian - Selamat Hari Natal
Iraqi - Idah Saidan Wa Sanah Jadidah
Irish - Nollaig Shona Dhuit
Italian - Buone Feste Natalizie
Japanese - Shinnen omedeto. Kurisumasu Omedeto
Korean - Sung Tan Chuk Ha
Latvian - Prieci'gus Ziemsve'tkus un Laimi'gu Jauno Gadu!
Lithuanian - Linksmu Kaledu
Manx - Nollick ghennal as blein vie noa
Maori - Meri Kirihimete
Marathi - Shub Naya Varsh Navajo - Merry Keshmish
Norwegian - God Jul
Pennsylvania German - En frehlicher Grischtdaag un en hallich Nei Yaahr!
Polish - Wesolych Swiat Bozego Narodzenia
Portuguese - Boas Festas Rapa-Nui - Mata-Ki-Te-Rangi. Te-Pito-O-Te-Henua
Rumanian - Sarbatori vesele
Russian - Pozdrevlyayu s prazdnikom Rozhdestva is Novim Godom
Serbian - Hristos se rodi
Slovakian - Sretan Bozic or Vesele vianoce
Sami - Buorrit Juovllat
Samoan - La Maunia Le Kilisimasi Ma Le Tausaga Fou
Scots Gaelic - Nollaig chridheil huibh
Serb-Croatian - Sretam Bozic. Vesela Nova Godina Singhalese - Subha nath thalak Vewa. Subha Aluth Awrudhak Vewa
Slovak - Vesele Vianoce. A stastlivy Novy Rok
Slovene - Vesele Bozicne. Screcno Novo Leto
Spanish - Feliz Navidad
Swedish - God Jul and (Och) Ett Gott Nytt År
Tagalog - Maligayamg Pasko. Masaganang Bagong Taon
Tamil - Nathar Puthu Varuda Valthukkal
Thai - Sawadee Pee Mai
Turkish - Noeliniz Ve Yeni Yiliniz Kutlu Olsun
Ukrainian - Srozhdestvom Kristovym
Urdu - Naya Saal Mubarak Ho
Vietnamese - Chung Mung Giang Sinh
Welsh - Nadolig Llawen
Yugoslavian - Cestitamo Bozic Papua
New Guinea - Bikpela hamamas blong dispela Krismas na Nupela yia i go long yu

Merry Christmas Too All!

And as always, thanks for listning!

How Come?

How come the Midwest is in the United States And the Middle East is way the hell overseas some place?

And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
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Saturday #3's

On your journal or mine write 3 words that describes what's going on or how you feel.
My 3 words are.....
Going Shopping Soon!

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Books You Don't See

Here is a book you don't see....
A picture book of permanent stains.

And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
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Things You Rarely See

You rarely see an elderly midget,
Apparently their life spans are shorter too!

And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
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Addiction Days

Back in the '80's, my addiction days,I would wake up and try to decide what wine would go good with Capt'N Crunch, if not I would smoke a bowl full of Fruit Loops and go back to bed!

And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always,thanks for listening!