Spring Has Sprung!

Spring has sprung ,Now the dog shit will be flung!

62 degrees today , i'll be out raking and slinging dog doo most of the day!

Shit , Shovel And Rake for heavens sake and a six pack of miller lite i will take!

And remember.......

Laissez les bon temps rouler!

And as always, thanks for listening!

WTF??????????

I wanted to take a shower and go out for dinner tonight.I took off my shirt and threw it on the dryer and missed it, the shirt landed on the floor.
Get into the bathroom took off the rest of my clothes and proceeded with the shower, a this point I hear the cat going freakin' nuts, Did not think nothing of it.
I get out of the shower got dressed and played some games on the puter.
My stomach started to rumble so i put on my shoes, shirt tucked in,hat and jacket.
I get half way out into the yard and felt something odd in my shirt , stuck my hand down the back of my shirt to get it out and then it started to run up and down my freakin' back, at this point i'm freakin' wiggin' out!
Hat comes off , coat and shirt also!
The little bastard above hit the ground and went merrily on his way!
Damn near shit myself!

And remember....
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Modeling For The 2012 Men's Speedo Competition!

And remember....

Laissez les bon temps rouler!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Just Wondering?

If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear do you think Greece would help?

And remember......

Laissez les bon temps rouler!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Love Really?

They say love is the best feeling ever.

I have to strongly disagree!

Finding a toilet in time when you have the drizzlin' shitz is a much better feeling!

And remember....

Laissez les bon temps rouler!

And as alwys, thanks for listening!

Studies Show ..........

BALTIMORE—According to a study published Monday in Psychological Bulletin, more than 83 percent of suicides take place when an individual is faced with the task of putting a fitted sheet onto a mattress. "In the majority of these cases, people end their lives after trying in vain to get the short side of the sheet onto the long side of the bed, and at least one-third kill themselves after struggling with the final corner only to realize it is their own body weight preventing the sheet from stretching far enough," said Johns Hopkins University psychologist Dr. Khalil Mazarhi, adding that suicide victims are usually discovered in close proximity to fitted sheets that are either partially covering a mattress or balled up in a corner of the room. "The tragic irony of this phenomenon is that a significant number of people will actually use the sheet to hang themselves." The study concludes with a recommendation that, for personal safety, fitted sheets only be handled when a second person is present.

And remember......

Laissez les bon temps rouler!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Homemade Chicken Pot Pie ?

I love homemade comfort food,, damn it's good!

I chopped and diced everything, sauteed everything, put in fridge to cool.

Got glass baking dish out put pie dough in and put mixture in and covered with remaining dough.

Preheated oven 425, slid that puppy in, now we are set to enjoy a nice meal!

All this work made me thirsty, going to get a beer, open fridge shaking my head , can't freakin believe my eyes!

Top shelf of the fridge is the chopped up chicken!

Cookin gives me the bloody Shits!

And remember...

Laissez les bon temps rouler!

And as always ,thanks for listening!