New Years Resolution

Wishing you all A Very Happy And Prosperous New Years.

My New Years Eve Resolution is to beat the Reaper!
You don't beat the reaper by living long , you beat the reaper by living well!

And as always, thanks for listening!

In With The New

Debbie's Mom A.K.A. the Boss just got one of these shitake dogs or was it shite poos ,oh hell one of those living feather dusters that yip when you kick it!

So tomorrow I'll go over and antagonise it to see what it does so I can name it!

So far I'm going with Speed Bump!

And remember........

Laissez les bon temps rouler!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Can You Feel The Love?

I told Debbie today that I no longer need her here, that I talk to alot of girls and they want my body!
Her freakin' reply was" John Clean your ears out, the girls that call you are nurses that work for a Lab that wants your body For scientific Research!"
can you feel the love here?

And remember..............
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Then She Smacked Me

I use to give Debbie some romantic one liners years ago.
Here is one of those oh so romantic one liners!

I said" Debbie, I got a pokemon in my pants and it wants a picachu!"
Then I got Smacked!

And remember.........

Laissez les bon temps rouler!

And as always, thanks for listening!

Your Fat Ass Can Power Your Vehicle

For a time, Beverly Hills doctor Craig Alan Bittner turned the fat he removed from patients into biodiesel that fueled his Ford SUV and his girlfriend's Lincoln Navigator.
Love handles can power a car? Frighteningly, yes. Fat--whether animal or vegetable--contains triglycerides that can be extracted and turned into diesel. Poultry companies such as Tyson are looking into powering their trucks on chicken schmaltz, and biofuel start-ups such as Nova Biosource are mixing beef tallow and pig lard with more palatable sources such as soybean oil. Mike Shook of Agri Process Innovations, a builder of biodiesel plants, says this year's batch of U.S. biodiesel was likely more than half animal-derived since the price of soybeans soared.
A gallon of grease will get you about a gallon of fuel, and drivers can get about the same amount of mileage from fat fuel as they do from regular diesel, according to Jenna Higgins of the National Biodiesel Board. Animal fats need to undergo an additional step to get rid of free fatty acids not present in vegetable oils, but otherwise, there's no difference, she says.
Greenies like the fact that waste, such as coffee grounds and french-fry grease, can be turned into power. "The vast majority of my patients request that I use their fat for fuel--and I have more fat than I can use," Bittner wrote on lipodiesel.com. "Not only do they get to lose their love handles or chubby belly but they get to take part in saving the Earth." Bittner's lipodiesel Web site is no longer online.
Using fat to fuel cars might be environmentally friendly, but it's definitely illegal in California to use human medical waste to power vehicles, and Bittner is being investigated by the state's public health department.
Although it's unclear when Bittner started and stopped making fat fuel or how he made it, his activities came to light after recent lawsuits filed by patients that allege he allowed his assistant and his girlfriend to perform surgeries without a medical license.
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I can see it now,instead of carbon filled clouds it will be replaced by cellulite and the rain will taste a little oily!
Between mine and Debbies asses we got enough fuel fo a year!

And remember........

Laissez les bon temps rouler!

And as always, thanks for listening!

It's Almost New Years Eve

December 31st. Is always a fun time for the beginners, you know the assholes in training , those guys that go out only on New Year's Eve and try to make up for the rest of the year.
Oh how I love this night, people puking all over the place before mid night, the fist fights at 9 pm, somebody's ole lady trying to hump some young man in the corner of the bar thinking her ole man went home.
Yes, I've seen it all in the bars!
Many times I've broken up the fights , mopped up the blood , sat in jail over night because of a floosie or some asshole that he thought he was a frog and wanted to leap!
Yep been there done that, the toughest drunks that go out is usaully some pissed off broad trying to get even with her ole man or a friend that did her wrong!
Nothing worst than a woman's scorn.
Debbie and I stay home now because of shit heads, hell at 46 I'm in bed by 9pm.
Johnny G's safety guide to survival, if you leave your drink to go pee get a new one, it could be drugged, never drink more than you can handle, never trust someone you just met,hep c runs rampant don't stick your tongue down someone throat at mid night that you just met!
Finally Don't Drink and drive Johnny Law is watching!
Ps Wear your rubbers it's winter you feet might get wet!

And Remember........
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!

Merry Christmas Blogville

Peace To All
Merry Christmas & A Very Happy New Year to all my friends out there in Blogville!
It seems we have another year down and new one begining soon!
Thanks for the Great Year My Friends , hopefully 2009 will be alot better for all of us, hopefully.

It seems that every year I get the same old stuff, 3 white shirts and a peice of ass and damn it they are all a size to big!

Merry Christmas!

And remember.......
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
And as always, thanks for listening!